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Maltagliati—like grandma’s pasta… or Maltagliati as meant by Ed Gein—born Edward Theodore Gein.
A notorious serial killer who inspired films like Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Silence of the Lambs, Don’t Open That Door, and the character Bloody Face in season two of American Horror Story.

We won’t go into the gory details of what “Ed” actually did—but we imagined our “dear friend” in the present day, thrown into the chaos of modern life.

A man in his forties living in a hectic apartment building in Milan—where, like in every respectable condo, there’s the building manager and the usual bunch of disrespectful neighbors.

Ed gets summoned to yet another condo meeting.
He arrives right on time, as punctual as a Swiss watch.
Wearing a short wool jacket, loose trousers tucked into rugged countryside boots, and, of course, his signature wool cap—faded tartan pattern and all.

Dead serious and without uttering a word, he places his blood-stained chainsaw right in the middle of the meeting table.
The entire room falls silent, frozen like marble statues—gulps are swallowed, eyes wide open.

Ed has finally brought peace.

That’s how we like to imagine a condo meeting… with Ed Gein.
As for the rest of the story—we’ll let you imagine that yourselves.

On the T-shirt, we’ve printed a few words just beneath the chainsaw:
“Woodcarvers and peacemakers—highly recommended for condo meetings.”